When he straightened again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him.
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow- we’re identical!”
"I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
"Do you have any advice for other fishermen?"
"You have to sneak up on them and catch them real fast. And you have to wear boots. I once caught a monster fish that went all the way up to the sky like a giant. I like giants. But not mean giants. I like nice giants."
I want this kind of love life
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
May I see you again?” he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.
I smiled. “Sure.”
"Tomorrow?" he asked.
"Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don’t want to seem overeager.
"Right, that’s why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow." I rolled my eyes. "I’m serious," he said.
"You don’t even know me," I said. I grabbed the book from the center console. "How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don’t even have my phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
He broke out into that goofy smile. “And you say we don’t know each other.
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
LOOK AT THE CAT
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)